Awww Ship

Well, my dream is finally coming true!!! I’m pretty much one of the last people ever to be a cruise virgin. People I’ve known on welfare have gone on cruises, people who have 15 kids have gone on a cruise, hell…even college kids are going on cruises. I feel so deprived (first world problem as Rhea would say), but dayum I’m ready! Speaking of, we are doing this with both familial, double Isla Style!! It’s kinda like Gangnam Style but with Cubexians instead of Koreans. We have booked our balcony cabins, read reviews, and are working on ways to smuggle in booze. We go hard! Anyway, it sets sail in Genoa, then to Marseille, Barcelona, Valencia, Tunisia, Rome, and back to Genoa. Ok, a moment of silence for all you jelly b!tches…..

There is an ice cream parlor/wonka wonderland, a tex mex restaurant, buffets out the arse, some Italian Cabernet singers…I’m sure of it, some slow ass European dinner service where u can drink for hours, a million kid programs to entertain these kids, and a purple jazz bar that no doubt screams a furry wall good time!! I can hardly contain my excitement and will be taking my ass back to the gym next week since after this foot surgery and tanning it up at Black Sun! Prep work starts NOW!

The price was also decent. $2200 for two adults and two kids…8 days and 7 nights of Mediterranean bliss!! Check out the boat and other cruises at their site:
MSC Splendida Home

I’ll be back in April with a review and a massive hangover I’m sure! Bloop bloop…