You know those memes and ecards that are all over Facebook, Twitter, and IMG….the punch you in your throat one liners that make you look certifiable when you laugh out loud to your phone or ‘puter. Some are just knee slappers and I find myself already saving them to my camera roll for later or the perfect moment to post that $hit according to my mood. I’ve rounded up a few this week that have had me rolllllllin’!
If I buy you a drink, and you tell me your high on h2o…..I’m walking away. Not because I expect you to get sloppy drunk but because you’re prob high on something else and need water to heal your cottonmouth. I’ll stick with my wine thanks.
Ok look I like my wine IV like the rest of society….but it is clear that I cannot drink like I’m twenty anymore. I remember having a steel cage liver and would go hard on one slice of bread and shots galore, then wake up at 7 and go to work or make a three course breakfast. These days, I need a full meal beforehand, some water in between and absolutely no drink switching! Otherwise it’s me and the heeves. No frickin’ bueno.
This is pretty direct….and a fair warning. Nobody likes single white females, period.
And I rest my case,…I go hard in parenting all the way around. It was how I was raised and I’m fantastic…just sayin.
This made me think of my last follie post when I talked about Halloween costumes. Living in Europe for 4 years you couldn’t get away from spending at least $30-40 on each kid for costumes. So this goes out to my peeps overseas.
Oh Kevin Hart…you know all the right things to say.
I don’t know….I just started cracking up. I think the pic makes it perf!
Word mf up!!! And no I won’t get used to it.
And my favorite of the day…..
This will definitely be my mantra for the next year!! Boom…
Xoxo, Di
Di on Display 